Crack Cocaine

Gimme some baking soda and a coffee can

Ill make your goods in a frying pan

I got the thing that will fuel your brain

It’s a lil’ thing called crack cocaine

You can’t live without it and with it you’ll die

You’ll spend every moment looking for a high

Why don’t you quit it, its really easy?

Then why does it make all the women sleazy?

Pack of Smokes

Sittin on my couch smoking a cigarette

Wonderin why I don’t just go buy Nicorette

Secondhand smokes a hoax so you shouldn’t care

It’s not like I can smoke anywhere

Leave me alone with my filthy habit

If you don’t want it then you don’t have to have it

Each day I smoke the hold on me gets tighter

Well maybe I’ll quite cuz I don’t have a lighter

Death By Depression

My flesh is burning

My burdens come alive

In this life I’m not learning

No matter how hard I strive

I slit my wrists to fill this two-liter

Do not donate my body

Death is taking over now I’m weaker

Should I practice my karate?

I chopped all my fingers off now

And my shirt begins to soak

Now all I can think of is how

My mom drank all the coke

Things on me are now erect

My fingers are all gone

My path to death is more direct

Is it possible to move one?

Blood begins to fill my mouth again

Wasn’t it gone from my wrists?

I feel crazy I love this pain

I never knew it exists

So bury me in the trunk of my car

Lock it and throw away the key

I know you will not drive it far

Because that awful stench is me

Waiting

The woman sits by a garbage can
She looks depressed and has no plan
The face she makes almost breaks to tears
While sitting alone she waits and fears

Maybe she feels like the garbage inside
Its hard to tell cuz her emotions she hides
Maybe she needs to be given a hug
Instead of being beaten by an angry thug

Food

Verse 1
I always eat food
When I am hungry
I eat to ease the pain I have
When I order food
I am happier
I love to eat all day long

Chorus
I love my eating
My favorite eating
It makes me happy
To stuff my face
When skies are gray
I'm eating so much
Ill eat all day long
Please don't take my eating away

Verse 2
I'm feeling so fat
It makes me happy
If I could only not be full
But if I am full
I act stupidly
I'm hungry soon the same day

Chorus

Verse 3
I'm in the drive thru
I order my food
I don't know what id
do without
but now I want food
so I'm ordering
I'll be eating all my days

Chorus

Huckleberries

H U uckle B U uckle H U uckle I
H U uckle B U uckle Huckleberry pie
Would you help me bake a pie
Would you please give it a try
Would you cook with me tonight
Would you cook in the day light
Can we can we please please bake
Granny granny what should we make
Rasberries cherries and most of all
Huckleberries all over the wall
Cookies are good but not to taste
Chicken's too hard cuz you need to baste
So give me huckleberries please
But not any fruit that comes off trees

Glimmering Light

Glimmer, glimmer little light
Why is it you shine so bright
Shining bright up in the sky
Perfect star you hang so high
Glimmer, glimmer little light
Why is it you shine so bright

Bird Eating Day

Gathering of people from your heritage
Staring at the edible animal full of leavened, cooked, seasoned dough
Passing of words around a surface on stilts
Putting a feast on a glass object
Humans you know munching down at a wooden object on all fours
Happy thoughts of what makes you greatful
The best 24 hours of a year

Riddle Poem

I am- Always High
But Low At Times
I- Run Our Lives
But Will Soon Be Gone
I am- Costly
But Needed

Answer

Found Poems

Miracle Boy
Show Secret Stack of Robust Cancer
Preserving its luxury
Packages For Him All at his Fingertips
Like an Amish Oracle Of Doom
Reach n Wrap Cozy Astro Hero

Two Tone Poem

Today I am Gold
Gold like the sun off of a Seattle sky scraper
I fell happy and valued
I have a great gold godly grin

Usually I am just a horrible blue
A blue that is sad and unlucky
A blue that kills
I feel dead and unwanted
These colors are me and I'm glad that today i feel gold

Corwin, Philip James. "Seattle Skyline At Sunset". Photograph. 1999. Corbis.com. 6 March 2009. http://pro.corbis.com/images/JC003433.jpg?size=67&uid=%7B923E2288-34B7-4150-B9A4-782A36743FC9%7D.

Acronym Poem

Super Sleepy
Poetic Poet
Enthusiastic
Crazy Cookie
Ecstatic
Roaring Retard

Joyful
Original
Selfless
Enjoyable
Proud
Happy

American
Lazy
Super
Ummm?
Packaged